My first Thanksgiving that I spent alone was right after I separated from my wife.

By the end of that day I experience: fear, loneliness, and I will lie to thousands of people and enjoy it.

I woke up and I imagined my kids saying, “Is daddy going to be with us?” They were tiny still. They didn’t know.

I was bottomless sad, thinking of them going to Thanksgiving at their aunt’s, asking, “Where’s daddy?”

That’s when I put an ad on Craigslist.

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I don’t like when people say what they are grateful for on Thanksgiving.

When I do that it feels like I take out the garbage only one day a year.

It’s also a cliche to say “you should be grateful every day.”

Who cares. Nobody cares. I don’t care what people are grateful for. Life is hard. It’s difficult to just make it through.

Reminding ourselves to be grateful is a mean trick. It’s self-hypnosis to make it through another one of these days. These mean days.

I’m looking at a Christmas tree right now. It’s beautiful.

— —

I wrote on Craigslist:


I recently had a bike accident and I went into a coma. When I got out of the coma I suddenly could see the future. On this day, send me an email and I will answer any questions. “

— —

The day before, my friend Lisa asked me to come to her house for Thanksgiving. I said, “yes”.

But then she called me later and said she couldn’t invite me.

Her daughter looked me up and said, “Mom! Why are you always inviting over guys who are married.”

“But I’m separated,” I said.

“I’m sorry,” she said.

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I went out to a diner. Almost to spite myself I ordered the turkey sandwich.

Believe it or not I thought to myself that one day this would look good in a story. To say I had a turkey sandwich in a diner on Thanksgiving day.

The waitress had served me dozens, maybe hundreds (who can even count events like this) of times. For ten years maybe I had a crush from her from afar.

I say “maybe” so as to not seem like a dirtbag.

I said, “Why aren’t you home on Thanksgiving?”

She answered a different question, “This is my last day here.”

After all this time. This is the first conversation I had with her.

“Where are you going?”

“I got my degree,” she said, “so next week I start teaching at a school for little kids.”

“Wow,” I said, “That’s really great. Good luck.”

I finished my sandwich and went home.

I had three hundred or more emails waiting for me. All from people responding to my Craigslist ads.

— —

“I have a crush on my boss but he’s married. What should I do?”

“I’m trying to figure out what I should do with my career. Can you see what I will do next? Do you think I will be an actress?”

“My boyfriend and I have been dating for seven years. I want to have a baby. Do you think I will get married to him?”

On and on. I only looked at the emails from women. Why not? Who is going to accuse me?

I responded to each one. I gave answers that I thought were best but I also said, “I don’t need psychic powers to answer this. I’m just answering from the gut.”

When people asked me if I was really psychic I said “no”. I also asked several women if they wanted to have a drink that night.

All of them said no.

— -

I like to practice solving what I call “difficult gratitude problems.”

A difficult gratitude problem is going broke and losing my home and family.

Another difficult gratitude problem is being stuck in traffic when late for an important meeting. A meeting that can change your life.

Difficult gratitude problems can be very big or very very tiny.

I could get upset and say, ugh — this is my luck to be stuck in traffic on today of all days! I could get upset and feel like nothing good will ever happen to me.

But I could solve the problem. It takes two steps:

A) RECOGNIZING that I am in the middle of a difficult gratitude problem rather than getting sucked into the vortex of anxiety and self-pity.

B) the SOLUTION. Like in this case saying, “I’m grateful I live in a city with so many opportunities that everyone else wants to be here, wants to go to meetings, causing the traffic I am in. What a wonderful place to be.”

Does it help? I can say yes. Because when I get to the meeting, it’s as if the dust in the attic is swept clean.

Everywhere I look I see the opportunity instead of the problem. I see the hope instead of the fear. The person I’m meeting I see as “friend” instead of “enemy”.

Every day I have difficult gratitude problems. I try to solve them.

It feels like practice.

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For eight straight hours. I respond to emails. This is in 2006. I make Facebook friends with some of them.

I realize how happy I am helping people. Am I helping them?

Probably not. But it feels like it. Who am I to help people. I’m on the floor of a hotel room on Thanksgiving having just eaten a turkey sandwich in a diner.

But it’s fun to connect. It’s fun to reach out through the ether and find other people abandoned on their lonely islands, sending out smoke signals to whoever can see them and respond.

In the years after I try doing that ad again but it never seems to get any response.

But it did that day. And it lifted me from my grave. I had solved my difficult gratitude problem that day.

I’m still Facebook friends with many of these people from that day.

— -

Several times after, in the next 13 years, I felt such despair that I didn’t know if I would live.

So many horrible things happened. So many Thanksgivings.

Difficult to picture what the next day would look like. Blackness.

I went to sleep that night, 13 Thanksgivings ago, and I was happier than when I woke up.

At that moment, suddenly everything became clear.

For some reason, I’ve turned myself inside out and all my guts have spilled onto my blog. One day I’ll run out of stuff but not yet.

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